Pleshey Cricket club

In the begining there was Pleshey, so they invented cricket, and Pleshey did triumph, and the other teams said "Why are the Plesh so excellent" and the Plesh did reply "Tis our diet of ryce and marrmyte and the songs of folk"

And the opposition's bails were placed 'pon the stumps, and unto the stumps brandishing ball came Stumpy O'Shins, and he did cause the stumps to cartwheel, and the bails did fly to yonder counties.

Terror did decended on the bats of Pleshey in the shape of Dave, who triggered all leg before him, and Delaney did stage a discy and there was rejocing and much viagra on that early May morn.